Thursday 1st February 2018

Dear Parents and Caregivers,

Kia ora and a  warm welcome to 2018.  The purpose of this letter is to
introduce myself and to tell you a little bit about what your child will be learning
this year.

Firstly I’d like to inform you that all classes this year have been given a native
bird name in addition to their room number.  Room 22 will also be known as
kukupa which is the New Zealand native wood pigeon, also called the
kereru in other parts of the country.

Our main theme or inquiry this term is ’What’s in a Name.’  

This lends itself to learning in the context of the Social Studies Curriculum.  

Where possible much of the rest of our teaching and learning programme
will be integrated with our Inquiry into ‘What’s in a Name.’  
The Kerikeri KORU KIDS also fits in well with our inquiry and will encourage
the students to exercise and develop the following skills and attributes:

Inquiry At Kerikeri Primary School

K= Knowledge- asking questions; using prior knowledge; developing some
understanding

O= organising the information; prioritising and developing nexts steps of
investigation

R= Researching- finding out further information/ clarifying areas

U= Using; using the information to create a new idea/ carry out an
action/ develop an outcome

Literacy will continue to build and extend children's, Writing, Reading,
Presenting and Speaking skills.  Children will be encouraged to write in a
variety of genre and will be given targeted lessons on specific writing skills
according to their needs and level of development.  Reading lessons will
continue to develop and extend student skills so that they can continue to
make meaning in our information rich world.  There will be a focus on spelling
in class and weekly words to learn.  Our Library day will be Friday.

Mathematics will be taught with the intention of linking the learning to real
life problem solving.  The key questions that will drive our learning are;  
How can we use numerical operations like addition and subtraction to solve
real life mathematical problems?   How does statistics help us to understand
and find out more about the people in our community?  What tools and units of
measurement are suitable for specific tasks?  As students endeavour to
answer these broad questions they will be provided with learning experiences
that further develop their number strategies and number knowledge.  I will
continue to encourage children to develop quick and accurate recall of their
basic number facts.

Physical Education will focus on movement concepts and motor skills through
the medium of Swimming.  Your child will have three swimming lessons per
week.  Our days are Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Health learning will make connections with both our swimming programme
and the importance of regular physical activity and our camp which will
highlight safety management.

Te Reo-Māori language is something we highly value at Kerikeri Primary
School.  Teachers will be providing learning experiences through all areas
of the Curriculum where opportunities arise.

The Arts will look at understanding The Arts in context.  The main theme
will be Visual Art.  The students will investigate mosaics and explore the
history and construction of this type of visual art.  They will create their own
mosaic based on an icon or image from Northland.

Philosophy for Children was introduced to Kerikeri Primary School in 2016.  
This programme involves students in one 30 minute lesson per week.  
The Philosophy lessons have proved to be a fantastic vehicle to encourage
students to problem solve, think about and discuss a range of ideas and issues.

Camp - The camp will be held at Lonsdale Park Camp, Matauri Bay.  The
camp will be for three nights.  The activities will involve sailing at Lake
Manuwai, surfing at Matauri Bay and confidence course and team building
activities at the campsite.  The sailing and surfing will be run by experienced
and qualified instructors.  

Room 22, 23 and 18 will  depart school Tuesday 20th March and return  to  
school  Friday 23rd March.

Cost:  No more than $125 (Students will be invoiced in 2018).  Individual
 invoices will be sent to families so please do not pay yet.

We will be requiring parent help on the camp so please put the above dates in      your diary if you would like to join us. (Parents are free) Keep in mind that the school will ask you to fill out a Police Vetting form if you haven’t had one done through the school in the last three years.  As we will be close to Kerikeri coming out for a day is an option for parents.  

Hats are compulsory in Term One.  The way the weather is going they will
definitely need one.

Stationery lists went out at the end of last year.  Your child’s teacher will have
a list if you have misplaced it.  Please aim to have your child equipped with
stationery by the end of week one.

Maths Buddy is an online programme that we highly recommend all students
subscribe to.  It is $25 for the year which is a very reasonable price at
about .60 cents per week.  You can pay at the office or online at:

Bank Account - 12-3091-0080301-01

Reference - Student Name, Room Number, Maths Buddy

Thank you for taking the time to read this letter.  If you have any questions
please don’t hesitate to ask.  I look forward to meeting you during the year
ahead.  In fact you will have a chance to do this at ‘Meet the Teacher Evening’
Tuesday 13th February.

Kind regards,

Michael Baty  

Kukupa/Room 22 Class Teacher                                                                                                   

Team Leader of Senior School

The Magical Quest

By Declan Matthews

A long long time ago, in a magical land, there lived a kingdom. It was famous for it’s forging metal  and crafts. The King, a rich and wealthy man, owned the the kingdom and  looked after knights and peasants. The citizens were grateful for their king so one day they hosted a royal party. The king was the top guest. He was happy and grateful for the citizens of his kingdom. The party was held at the royal hall. There were soldiers, knights, and the best of the kingdom. But then terror struck... The one thing that helped the kingdom hold out from invaders was magic. Its source was the magical ring.  Past down from elder to elder, it protect the kingdom and was the source of the kingdom's magical power. Sure they had druids and wizards, but all their power came from that one ring. The day of the party, the king sat down at his royal seat.  But he thought something was missing,. Puzzled, he thought of all the things he had. And suddenly as the idea came to him he yelled “Stop!!!, I’ve lost my ring!!!” Everyone gasped. A wave of terror sped over the people like a racing horse, and everyone screamed, “ Him!!!!!!!!!”... Ok, you're probably wondering what the heck is going on. Well you should be. See the one thing in story that’s was the most feared, and anybody who said  his name would be cursed for eternity. He was feared throughout the region ,and his name wasn’t spoken for sixteen years. He was the kingdom’s most feared, weakest point and everybody across the region did not dare do mock him. Everybody, apart from one brave knight. His name was Ingrannus the Fearless. He was the bravest of the kingdom. He had came from a long way in search of a quest, but little did he know, there was one right in store for him... Suddenly the king exclaimed, “We will need someone, brave and fearless to take on a journey to he whose name will not be spoken’s cave”.  “From there that brave warrior would be to defeat the dark wizard and return back home”. “He would also be granted one wish, of anything he desires”. The crowed gasped. Then somebody said,” But whoever will be brave enough, to take on this quest?” There was a ripple of question in the crowd. But Ingrannus knew he was not afraid of the evil wizard, so this was his chance. “He yelled up to the king ,”I will  take this quest”!!! Everybody gasped. Then the King yelled,”Wish, Granted!!!” The king took Ingrannus into his brewing rooms and the royal wizard gave him some items to take on his quest. He said,” I will be with you on your quest, appearing in your dreams and in visions, but i will not be able to stay for long.” “But for now i will give you some items to take on your quest” The wizard gave Ingrannus a pile of ropes, a sword and dagger, a mirror, some chewing gum (No one knows why.), and a small bag of gold. Then he led Ingrannus to the stables and said to Ingrannus, ”Here is the kingdom's finest horse, Storm”, “There is a saddle ready for him in the barn.” Then he shook Ingrannu’s hand and spoke his final words, “Good luck”... Ingrannus jumped on storm and then he bowed to the king in farewell. Then with no final word he led storm into the forest, with no knowledge of what he would face.  He came by a stream, to go fill his canteen with water, when suddenly he heard a voice, “I wouldn't do that if i were you”. Ingrannus jumped back in fear and surprise. “Who are you”, Ingrannus said, while drawing his sword. He was talking to a young man, with dark hair, who he guessed was a peddler. “ I’m just a young man wandering through a forest”, He replied. “You?” I’m on a journey, sent by the king, to defeat a dark wizard. “Oh”, Replied the peddler. “Here, take this”, he said as he gave Ingrannus a bow and a quiver of arrows. “Thankyou”, Ingrannus replied as he went on his way... Ingrannus came to a stop, as he saw a river. “It’s to powerful to cross”, He thought. Suddenly, he had a idea. He got to of the ropes, tied a arrow to each of them, and shot them across. He shot the first one higher and it stuck to a branch. “Good”, Ingrannus thought. The second one hit a tree and bounced off. He pulled it back and tried again. The second time he had more luck. The arrow curled round a tree, and stuck to a dry branch. Ingrannus yanked both of the ropes to see if they could support his weight. He nodded and started crossing. He had one hand one the top (For support), and both feet on the bottom. When he met the middle, terror struck. The top rope came loose. Ingrannus become stepping with both feet when he fell of the rope.Gasping, he grabbed onto the bank, pulled himself up, and wet, and shivering, he continued on his journey. Then Ingrannus saw Storm, and then said to it, “Go back to your home, for you do not deserve to starve”. Storm neighed, then ran off to hopefully, his home. Ingrannus was to continue his journey on foot, when he gazed up. He knew it would be hard at this point, even harder without a horse. For he was staring at a mountain made of glass. He began to start the journey, but then here remembered that his sandals fell off, well he was in the water. He knew it would be an impossible, to climb a mountain made of glass, yet without no footwear, so he decided to look for another way through. Bye the time he was done, it was night, but he still didn't have any luck. Then finally he saw someone in the distance. It was a merchant. Ingrannus ran up to him, and said, “Do you have any shoes?!” The merchant replied, “Yes!” “It’s your lucky day.” “I have a pair of one of a kind shoes, to sell, and they even make you fly!” “But they will only be able to one flight.” The merchant added. Ingrannus said his thanks, bought the sandals, and flew over the mountain, wondering was next... Ingrannus looked back on the mountain of glass. He shook his head. He knew he had to focus on the journey before him, not behind him. He saw a stream up ahead. He went to fill his canteen. But then his feet started sinking. He knew what this was at once. He knew if he struggled, he would just sink faster. It was quicksand!!! He grabbed onto a few reeds to pull him up, but under his weight, they snapped! Hey was sinking faster and faster, and he knew he had to get out. Ingrannus laid on his back, to stop him from sinking. He slowly swimmed towards the end of the quicksand. “That was a close one”, He exclaimed, and he went on his journey. Ingrannus came to a forest. He knew where he was and he had feared this place for when he had to cross it. He was at the most fred place in the region, he was at the dark forest! He knew he had to go inside the forest, but he was scared. He got out his sword and quietly walked inside. As he walked into the dark forest, he pulled out his shield from his back. But then he heard cackling sound. He quickly hid behind a tree.  What he saw a cackling witch, stirring up a cauldron. She cackled, “Toil, trouble, cauldron, bubble.” “ Anyone shall not PASS!!!” Ingrannus tried to sneak past, but the witch caught him in the act. Ingrannus said, “I’m on a mission to defeat the evil wizard”. “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!” But being in a bad mood, Ingrannus took no notice and chucked her into a nearby lake, and Ingrannus went on his way. Ingrannus came to a dark cave and at once, he knew he was here. He took a torch off a wall, and with a single heartbeat, walked into the cave. Ingrannus heard a growl and knew immediately, he was not alone. Ingrannus saw dripping saliva on the walls, and knew one thing immediately, DRAGON! Ingrannus drew his sword and shield and walked in slowly. He knew this would be a big fight. Ingrannus came to a corner and peered over. Sure as sure, it was a dragon. Ingrannus came to a stop. He was too scared to mention, but he was at the evil wizard's cave!!! Legend said there was a dragon guarding the wizard. Ingrannus  tried to sneak past but the dragon spotted him at once. Ingrannus  drew his sword because he knew there would be a big fight. The dragon spat out fire, but Ingrannus blocked it with his shield. Well the dragon was distracted Ingrannus sliced at his feet. Crack! He sliced it straight off!!! The dragon bellowed in pain well Ingrannus  snuck to the wizard's dungeon. Form legend, Ingrannus knew he spent most of his time in his prison, taunting his prisoners. He also knew that his prison. Was filled with dynamite. Ingrannus  had an idea! He grabbed a torch of the wall and chucked it into the cave. \BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ingrannus  could see the wizard being blown into space. And out popped the king’s ring oto Ingrannus finger. Ingrannus knew he had done his job and continued his long journey home... When Ingrannus  came to the castle gates he was greeted with a strong cheer. Ingrannus held the ring up high, so everyone could see his victory. A voice spoke out, “Make way for the king, make way for the king!” The crowd split. Ingrannus  bowed in front of the king and cave him his ring. “Ingrannus , you have one wish!” “Anything you want, gold to become  a god or to wish for eternal love. “Ingrannus replied, “I wish for the kingdom to profit, grow and prosper!!!” The crowd cheered,and everyone thought one thing, “This was a true hero!!!!!”

The End!!!

The adventurous adventures of eevee. By callum murphy

(rain falls heavily down like bricks)

“I wonder when this rain is gonna end” says dusk in a wondrous accent “yeah it’s been like this for nearly the whole day” says flame  “hey everybody who wants juice” say’s blizz.

“Yeah i could go for some juice” i say” “nooooo!” shout’s blizz we all run in the living room “what’s wrong!” we all say

“We’re outta juice” cries Blizz

“Do you know what this mean’s Blizz” as i stand there……. “no?” says Blizz     

“Well we must take another quest to the supermarket!,it.   may hard there will be danger but we have each other”

We burst out the door ready for anything i pull out the twenty buck’s “alright guy’s let’ssssss goooooo!!!” i shout  

We start walking on the side of the road more rain falls down like bricks “whoa guys look it’s the glass mountain of destiny” i say in disbelief  ‘whoa,yeah,cool,meh” says the other Eevee’s.

Eve our youngest sister was excited and was running around and ran into a wizard “oh,s-sowy sir” say’s eve our youngest    but the man did not listen he just turned around and said

“Oh hello dere”

“Everymon run!!!” i shout everybody starts yelling and screaming

But we sprint all the way down the street guy’s i-i see it i see the supermarket but then a fight burst out against Dusk and

Dawn “no i need the apple,i should have the apple i'm the cutest!!!!!” “guy’s guy’s guy’s stop!!!!!!!! Were gonna get caught by the monster’s i whisper     “ahhh guy’s i can see red eye’s are you sure we’re safe in here remember that we eevee’s are there  favorite food

(gurgling and grumbling) “wh-who’s there i-i have stick with  poop on it!” i shout with fear “le-lets just get outta here guys!” says eve trembling “is that food i be smelling” shouts a monster    

“Everybody run!!!” say’s bolt we run from a hoard of  monsters  i run as fast as my little paw’s can go but we come across a raging river.  boom! Crash! Rock’s fall

“Oh no what are we gonna do!” say’s dusk  

“Look guys if don't make it out alive i need to say something “yeah what is it” i-i'm the one who ate the last cookie!”    

“I knew it ugh” says blizz in disgust   

“Wait where’s vay?” says flare “wait look down there is vay!!!” i say

“Hey guys whats up!” says vay “we need to cross the river” says dawn

“Oh! Well that's easy’ says vay and then he raised a half destroyed bridge from the ground “woho,wow,cool,hoho,meh”  after crossing the bridge eve stops and  thanks vaporeon but vaporeon “Everybody attack!!!!” says blizz we attack him the wizard casting spells but we dodged them because we have quick attack!.    “Phew he ran away” says dusk….

“Guyzzz im having another spasm (flames flames everywhere) (more and more and more flames oh gosh it's-it's like a dragon)   

“Vay spray him with your water attack” says dawn “right (splash,splosh,splish) “(turkey noise aka water noise) phew thanks guy’s after that we kept walking and walking and walking and finally we come across a school “hey guys look it's a sandpit :/” points flare  

But it was not just a sandpit it was the eevee academy and you all know what happens in that sandpit it was our prison an- “eve what are you doing in the sandpit!!!” i shout “ya know it’s just a sandpit” says eve “it's not just any sandpit it’s a quick sandpit!” i say “wait what!” says eve as she sinks slowly “oma gosh eve! Your sinking” says jolt “(looks down) oh…………...ahhhhh” shouts eve “everybody tug!!” shouts dusk (we pull and pull and pull and pull and finally eve was out “phew thanks guy’s” says eve in relief  

“Well we to the supermarket” says bolt  “levitate powers go!!!” i shout  the we start to fly because the ground was melting for some reason but

                                       Finally

We made it to the supermarket

We pick the juice up slap that on the counter “four boxes for twenty bucks please” i say “but you guys are eevee’s you shouldn't drink juice that fast” says the clerk

said it’s fine.

“Thanks vay” says eve thankfully “no problem and don't menchine it” says vaporeon  “eevee you coming!!!!” shouts dusk       “coming!,bye vaporeon” says eve   “bye :3” says vay

After minutes of walking that felt like hours we came across a choice of “get your own juice here on the left or market on right”

“All in favor for juice is………..2 and market is 3 ok market it is” i say  we walk on to find a very weird person its that wizard again

“Wapow wapow wapow” says the wizard “ahhh sirrrr are you ok” i question him “WAPOW!!!!!” says the wizard  magic burst every ware rainbows,unicorns,

“Yeah we did it!!” we all shout

Then we just took a taxi back to the house “yay we got juice” (we got home then) “hey guys!,what,we already still got four more boxes of juice :/” says blizz

“What!!!!!!!!!!!!” we all shout     

    

           The end:/

The Quest to find the prince

once upon a time there was a time there was a young lad who loved guests and his name
Was….     author theatris grimborn he was in  a small house in the village of  Numidia in the kingdom kush and then suddenly….?
Chapter one: the kidnaping The word went out that the prince has been kidnapped and that anyone that where to bring him back would be given in our day 2,000 a million dollars so I put my hand up and said “i'll do it but I will need  a rope,horse,sword & dagger,mirror,chewing gum which is explosive and my personal favorite the spellbook and a companion, well I loved the dragon but the three headed wolf was for  me so I set off with my three headed wolf.So we set of me on the back of a meat eating three headed mythical wolf and I named it bloodthirst the first obstacle we came across was a dark gloomy forest when I took one step in I heard a roor then we came to a bridge with trolls man eating trolls and they asked for me to solve a riddle it was Listen closely, for these for riddles are all connected. 1. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? 2. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? 3. The lion king is having an animal conference, and all animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? 4. You are on a stranded island that is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you get across without getting eaten alive?and i said 1. Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"? Wrong Answer. Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. You just jump into the water and swim across to the mainland. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakesChapter three: the burn The next obstacle was a bridge reaching over a asid river my wolf was weak so he could not fly us over i knew we only had one choice to walk across the bridge of doom we started walking and we were halfway across a log of wood slipped and I was dangling for my life but luckily wy trusty companion bloodthirst could help me we rushed to the end but when we got to the end we stepped in quicksand but luckily it was not deep and we could step out of it and keep going to?.....Chapter four : the glass mountain  The glass mountain but in the distance was the wicked witch and the dragon was sitting behind her we walked up to her and instantly she said if you wish to enter castle of glass you shall trade we your companion for you entry i was very sad but it had to be done so i traded my blood-thirst for my entry so i walked up to the castle but halfway the mountain started to crack and i ran as fast as i could i made it to the kingdom just in time i found a wizard and i asked to have my wolf back and he said he could do it so i got my wolf and rescued the prince and we lived happily ever after

The end

at worlds end

At world's end

the wind was howling on that cold night. I was so cold down on the stone floor of my jail cell, but as i lay there little did i know something beyond my power to change was happening, something that would change my life forever.

BANG! I slammed into the cell bars, i did it again and again. but then i heard someone “stop that now”  i pulled myself  up off the ground and peered out of the cell to see standing in the hall was an old man in white cloak with a staff  in one hand, he was a wizard! “come on you need to get out of here” said the wizard. “who are you?” i asked “why i’m zarad” the old wizard replied. “ now come with me there is  a matter that we need to discus.

“where are we going zarad, I’ve never seen  this place” I said “just remember the path and you will be alright”.  On and on we walked into the night.  so we arrived at a small house made of old wooden logs. Inside there was a nice warm fire ‘’this will be nice” i through but it was not nice, before long and i mean before like not even an hour had passed when a giant fire breathing dragon came down its started shooting its hot flames at the house, i sprinted out of the flaming house and into the trees. turned around and looked back at the burning house, i couldn’t see the wizard. tears started to run down my face. i took one last look at the burning house, i turned around and walked back into the woods

for hours i walked in that forest  till i came to a big raging river.  alone the water side i could see a whole lot of trees, with out thinking  i run at the tree with all my might, the tree fell down across the river. i slowly  walked onto the fallen down tree across the river. down  below me i could see the  raging river  soon i had got to the other side of the river and i did it just in time because when i got across a big wave came and sent the tree flying into the air. i turned around and continued into the forest. i keep walking till i came to an old broken down kart.

“please help me” mumbled a small voice  behind the kart. i slowly walked around to see where the voice was coming from. there, on the ground was a young boy “who are you” i asked the boy sat up against  a tree and said “my name is Angus jessiman, can you please help me” he asked “how can i help you, i can’t heal a broken leg” i said “i know but the silver sword can, the silver sword lies on  deep depths of the cave of the dead man”Angus said “bye” i yelled as i started to run  into the forest.

after miles of travelling i came to the cave of the dead men. here is the  the silver sword lies here time to go in only to meet the fire breathing dragon that killed the wizard. the dragon lifted its head up up and let  out a huge flame. the flame warped around me i close my eyes and gave up. suddenly i    opened my eyes to finded myself lying in my bed   at home.

Unturned DA STORY

By Callum Field

Mark woke up in an unfamiliar setting he was dazed and confused the sun was shining in his eyes.

He began to walk along a road with no cars every now and then he would find a wrecked car on the side of the road he saw no people but the animals seemed to be thriving.

There were a lot of animal calls coming from the forest beside the road.

He thought it was kind of like a game he played called unturned he looked at his hand they were all blocky!! He thought to himself “I must have been sucked into the game or i’m in a very weird dream.” Mark then thought “if this is the game… THEN THERE ARE ZOMBIES!!”

He walked on and finally he arrived at his first town he said “I have to  be very quiet or else i’ll be spotted.

He continued down the road he went into a house he check the cupboards nothing,dishwasher nothing,fridge nothing. It seemed as if there was nothing in the house then he heard a rustling in the garage    he thought it may have been a mouse so he checked IT WAS A ZOMBIE. It saw him mark ran as fast but the zombie called for the others then a group of over thirty of them came chasing after he ran straight through the town he was lucky it was only a small town so it was easy to get through.

He continued on his way he came across a campsite with what looked  like a couple of cabins he thought “there might be zombies in there as well so he checked and he was right .

This time he knew what to do what  this time he was going to get them to follow him sense they are very slow he can run in and get out before they can get into the building. So he did it

and succeeded he got a small  hunting rifle it had obviously been a hunting cabin he also found a backpack he carried on and arrived at a dead end. There was a house on the fence was a ginger cat it seemed to take an instant liking to him it decided to lie down on his bag it was at the back of it leaning against him he decided this cat will be his partner in crime.

There was a walking path at the end of the dead end road so he continued down the path he arrived at what looked like a wizards tower A booming voice shouted from above “WHO GOES THERE?” mark was trembling “umm mark”  the voice said “climb my tower i can tell by your voice you are confused i shall tell you what is happening” mark gave a sigh of relief but he still wasn't sure about the source of this large voice mark entered the building he walked up a long staircase he went up and up and up until he reached the top when he finally got to the top he met a wise wizard well that's what he thought until the  man screamed YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY then mark knew that man was crazy

So the wizard told him about what was happening mark already knew what was happening he had played this game the one he had been sucked into  or it was a crazy dream. The wizard said i shall grant you one wish what shall it be? Mark thought very carefully he finally decided “I WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES!” “i can’t do that but i can’t give you an extra wish” well that’s dumb said mark but he took it and he wished for magic and if he ever got out of that place he would get a million dollars

The wizard thought what does he mean out of this place?the wizard granted his wish mark thanked him mark left eagerly.

As soon as mark got out he walked a bit and then he tried using his magic and he made a tree explode BOOM it echoed through the forest it startled the animals a bird flew into  the back of his head the cat on his bag jumped on his head it head with its claws out they

dug into his head “OUCH!” the claws dug in even further “Get off!” he shouted even louder this time. After a bit the cat got off and back onto his bag he seemed rather grumpy but mark was grumpyer

Get over it said mark “no” said the cat WAIT WHAT!? YOU CAN TALK!!?? “Yes i just wasn't in the mood” ok? Said mark they continued on their way. They arrived shortly after lunch at a huge clearing wow! Said mark i wonder if there was ever a town here he walk further and BONK! He his what felt like glass huh? What’s this  Mark thought the cat said it’s the glass mountain everyone was talking about before the infection so it’s completely glass yes said the cat is it hollow? Nope so mark tried to test he shot the giant glass structure the bullet went in a few inches it was a floating bullet in the mountain then he realised how do i get past? He checked his bag i have some gum ill mark where the mountain is with this gum ill make a line with it!  A:That’s dumb and  B:disgusting said the cat mark thought “well this is a game so nothing is really real so it won’t be that bad” he did it he used all his gum trying to trace around a glass mountain finally he ran out he thought there must only be a bit more the cat said “there’s some rope left in your bag but why are you doing this you can simply walk round it” “because i dont like bumping into walls and im sure other people dont” the cat face pawed he is rather stupid “PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT WHAT EVER” said mark loudly. suddenly they heard a growling coming from the forest around the mountain “oh no!” “said mark  the zambers r comin 4 us” “i swear he gets dumber by the minute” “THIS HERE STRAWBERY STOLE MY BANANAS”

“Thats just awful” said the cat  “YOUR THE STRAWBERRY” im a cat not a strawberry. Marks face changed  what was i talking about? He said  “bananas and strawberries” “be honest not stupid” OH YOUR TELLING ME NOT TO STUPID yes said mark i honestly dont know what you mean by that well mark you better get ready the zombies are coming. Wait what!? Look out here they come a few gun shots ring out bang bnag bang more of them come. ahh shouted mark RUN! Says the cat. They run through the forest suddenly they arrive at a raging river throw the rope! said the cat. Ok marks said and then he threw he rope across the river he had tied a heavy rock to the end of the rope so it would rap around the tree the cat jumped on it and tight roped all the way over the river mark then used the roped to pull himself through the current yay we got away from them! Shouted mark SHUSH said the cat you dont want another group of them coming “true said mark” HELP! They heard a voice echoing through the forest mark ran with the cat beside him they saw a building with a man on top he was wearing an orange prison jumpsuit there was a big crowd of the zombies around the house he was on HELP ME he said mark thought this man went to prison for a reason he might turn on me if i help him and it would mean finding extra food but on the other hand he could be useful he looks like a big strong person he could help this was a very tuff choice for him in the end mark decided to attract the zombies to him to give the man a chance to escape but he would not take him along on his journey to  find a way back home just to be safe. They arrived at an old run down house “wanna take a look inside?” Said the cat “ok” said mark he walked up and peeked through the door “hello?” mark said. An evil cackle boomed from above suddenly a net droped of then ahh! They both said an old witch came walking the stairs he back was hunched and she  was wrinkly she also had a long pointy nose with a wart on the end who are you said mark im a witch if you could not see. Well we best be on our way said mark no you dont said the witch and she grabbed him by the the collar run cat get far away ok the cat ran mark thought what can i do wait i have magic! BOOOOOM the the house disappeared along with the witch yes! I did it nice job mark said the cat yeah suddenly a whole lot of military vehicles came they heard the explosion run said mark he began to run but then he got stuck in quicksand the men surrounded him ,take him back to base maybe he can defeat it ok boss 2 men pick him up and they put a bag over his head and drive him to their base if he defeats the dragon we can save the world. The car stops and they take him inside me feels his body hit the floor like he got thrown onto the ground he hears a roar oh no i'm done for the bag gets taken off and he's greeted with a dragon in his face OH GAWD BOOM he shoot and explosion and at the dragon he does it three more time s the dragon roars and drops still YOU DID IT shout the men. WE CAN CURE THE VIRUS suddenly he wakes up in his desk chair what? That was a dream?